where even the worst places rank first

How it works

There is no algorithm here and no reviews. Businesses pay to sit where they sit, the amount is printed next to them, and that is the entire mechanism.

You list your business for $2. Name, tagline, category, your Instagram or website, and a Maps link. That is the whole form.

Your bid is your rank — inside your category. Cafes compete with cafes. A clinic is never ranked against a kebab place.

To pass someone, you beat their total plus the square root of it. Passing $100 costs $110. Passing $5,000 costs $5,071. Why the square root.

Raising only costs the difference. Everything you have paid stays on your total forever. It is never refunded and never lost.

Nothing expires. Your position holds until somebody pays more than you. There is no monthly fee and nothing to renew.

Ties

Two businesses on the same amount stay in the order they arrived. Getting there first is worth something.

What we will remove

Adult content, link shorteners, tracking parameters on your links, and listing a business you do not own. There is no committee — it is one person with a delete button.

Clicks

The click count on each row is real and public: how many people opened that business’s links from this page, counted once per visitor per day. It is there so you can tell whether your money did anything. Nobody else publishes that number.

Refunds

There are none. Being outbid is not a fault, it is the game working. Your money stays on your total and counts towards every future raise.

List your business — $2